IAMX & Imogen Heap - My Secret Friend
"Where’s the key?"
"Maybe it’s on Goofy’s keychain!"
A flexible rapier made during the 19th century in Toledo, Spain.
I’d wear it as a crown and slit the throat of any man who tried to touch me.
Jack is hardcore as fuck
scare me like one of your french girls
For money money, the most interesting thing about this confrontation is how completely it inverts the final scenes of a typical Disney film. In most cases, the hero is physically and/or supernaturally outmatched, and triumphs through determination and ingenuity; here, the villain spends the the whole fight running scared, while the protagonist casually no-sells everything that’s thrown at him. And there’s no ironic Disney Death keeping the protagonist’s hands clean, either. Jack just straight-up murders Oogie with malice aforethought while Oogie is running away - and by having Santa Claus himself strike the final blow, the film legitimises Jack’s killing of Oogie as the morally correct course of action.
You don’t fuck around with the motherfucking pumpkin king
Bob Ross used to be a drill sergeant but quit because he hated having to shout at people.
That at is why he always talked in such a calm voice.
Bob Ross is probably my favorite human being on television
The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer
nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway
STOP shipping real people, or at least poke holes in the box
I saw this post four times before I understood the joke
and people say anime is shit.
Realistic Pokémon Series; favourite three Pokémon per type.
Phew, I’ve only done ten of these in about a year. I have so many more to go!
See my other realistic Pokémon sketches and interpretations here.
that fucking houndoom omg